This is funny. As I was double-checking my spelling of "mustache", I discovered that there is a website for the "American Mustache Institute". Under "About Us", it reads "Protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against mustached Americans, by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache."
Paper: Jackson, Juniper CS, White Daisy CS (CTMH)
Stamp: You've Got A Friend (retired) (CTMH)
Ink: VersaMark (CTMH)
Tools: Gold Embossing Powder, Craft Heater, Micro-Tip Scissors (CTMH), Circle Stax Die (MFT)
Other: Gold Polka Dot Washi Tape (CTMH)
You have been educated. Please don't "discriminate". :)